MY NAME IS BRYAN WOODS. I AM A SOFTWARE DEVELOPER. I LIVE IN BROOKLYN, WHICH IS A BOROUGH OF NEW YORK CITY. I PLAY CONFRONTATIONAL MUSIC AND CONTRIBUTE TO OPEN SOURCE. BEFORE RUBY CHANGED MY LIFE I WORKED IN MARKETING. NO NOT THAT KIND OF MARKETING; THAT KIND OF MARKETING. I LOVE ART, BUSINESS, AND CODE SO MUCH THAT I SOMETIMES WRITE ABOUT THEM. I AM NOT CURRENTLY AVAILABLE FOR HIRE AND AM NOT INTERESTED IN BEING RECRUITED. I HAVE TWO KITTENS AND A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND FIANCEE. I TWITTER , IF YOU'RE IN TO THAT KIND OF THING. FEEL FREE TO EMAIL ME IF YOU'D LIKE, BUT PLEASE DO NOT CALL MY TELEPHONE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE THE KIND OF PERSON WHO KNOWS HOW TO MARK THE MESSAGE AS URGENT, WHICH WILL THROW ME FOR A LOOP AND FLOOD MY ENTIRE DAY WITH FRUITLESS GOOGLE SEARCHES; DESPERATELY ATTEMPTING TO FIGURE OUT HOW THE HELL YOU EVEN DID THAT.